"RAWR. I Will Eat Your Waffles!", said the two-legged horse.

Here's something my daughter texted to her friend. (Sharing with permission.) I had taken her to a craft store with me and since she is not a crafter, she found a way amuse herself with a plastic horse.

We are still not sure if it was something left behind by a customer or merchandise. Whatever the case, it was odd to say the least. My daughter kept following me around with it while chomping it's jaws, until she came up with a clever way to make other people confused.

Remember: She is/was homeschooled. She has an imagination.  She may be slightly warped. ;-) Enjoy.
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"I found this little token of nightmare fuel at Joann Fabrics. I have no clue what it is or what it was doing there. It has one front leg, one giant hind leg, and a grossly enlarged head with jaws agape. When you push down on its front leg the mouth closes and reopens via a plastic thread on the inside.

This unsightly atrocity provided me with hours of deranged amusement while my mother was entranced by supplies for her many crafty hobbies. For a time I contemplated the prospect of taking it home with me to become a gag gift, but in addition to my uncertainty regarding its questionable status as actual merchandise I decided I didn't want a potentially possessed abomination like Horsey riding home with me.

So, after my endeavors to pawn it off on an unsuspecting child proved futile, I simply left it in the back of the store amongst to foam with this message stuck to its freakishly disfigured body. The back of the note informs the reader that they are the only one who can save Equestria with the help of Horsey, etcetera etcetera.

So that was my week."