A Little AGE Humor

Some days, I feel 'old'. I took 3 different over the counter medications and some supplements yesterday to combat my different physical complaints and I thought, 'As people get older they won't have to eat food, they'll just take pills and supplements to get their bellies filled up.'

Here are some more funny thoughts I found on aging. Some already apply to me. You? ;-)

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When happy hour is a nap.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

Now that I'm older I can multi-task. I can sneeze and pee at the same time.