Dear Labby and Dear Bloggy (weekly feature)

This is a new late week 'advice' column where YOU can join in. Just comment below to add your advice, silly OR serious. ;-)

You can also send your human topics/issues to 'Dear Bloggy' and dog topics/issues to 'Dear Labby'.  ruparanoid2 at yahoo dot com

Here's an issue sent in from the dog AND its human caregiver. Let's see what 'Labby' says:
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Dear Labby,
Why oh why does the grandpuppy insist upon eating the disgusting clumps of grass that fall off the lawn mower blades???  Unbeknownst to me, she'd eaten her fill, then came indoors and ate her delicious grain-free doggy food with a drizzle of organic free-range chicken broth - and threw it all up on the carpet. Ewwww. Is there a way, short of keeping her indoors (which I won't do) to keep her from eating that stuff???
Thank you.
Signed:  Totally Puked Out
 
Dear 'Totally Puked Out',
Not all 'Iron Chefs' have iron stomachs. Your grandpuppy was obviously trying to cook up some 'secret ingredients' but did not succeed in a winning dish. I suggest cooking lessons from 'Mario Paw-tail-i' or 'Bobby Fillet'.
Labby
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Dear Labby,
Why does my grandma expect me not to throw up my dog food dinner on the carpet when I've just eaten a delicious appetizer of clumps of grass that fell off the lawn mower???   I don't get these delicious meals in the Big City where I'm from. They're such a treat!
Signed: Queasy in Wisconsin

Dear 'Queasy',
What human grandmas don't know, won't hurt them. Next time eat your organic 'parsley' and cook it up with your other ingredients but take your finished product outside. Then...you can eat it again!
Labby
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